Great ways to piss off…

The person next to you on a plane.
I’m going to start a vent series. I thought it up on my flight from Dallas to Vegas because the woman next to me embodied most of these. I hate flying enough as it is and in such a small space, annoyances are well, more annoying! Feel free to chime in with your own gripes whenever you want!
Kicking me. I know legroom is limited but be mindful.
Seats have an invisible barrier also known as the not so invisible armrest. When the guy next to me doesn’t fit it’s annoying but understandable. When the bony diva next to me wants all my space for leaning, I want to slap her.
If you’re barefoot or in sandals, keep your feet away from other people. Especially if you’re behind me, keep then off my armrest and away from my arms and head.
If you pee every ten minutes and the seats are preassigned, take the aisle please; don’t be that person.
Pound on my headrest and I want to pound on your face.
Put your phone in airplane mode please. Nobody wants to die just because you couldn’t wait for that text. Planes have wifi; you can email.
Try not to smell like well, anything. Please?
I hate rude people. It drives me nuts. Be nice and I might share my snacks! I always have good snacks. 🙂
What annoys you when you fly?


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